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Just got home from the theater. The Minecraft movie actually totally rules. Like, I’m probably not gonna watch it again soon, but if I’m babysitting or whatever, it absolutely is getting put on. I was genuinely cackling for most of the movie. When it’s trying to be sincere, or have stakes, it does not do a good job. But when it’s a dumb goofy movie, it is firing on all cylinders. I knew Mumbo and Jeb were in it, but Lizzie was there too? I didn’t expect that.

Anyway, there’s gay sex in this movie and it rules.